The college professor is evolution’s friend;

Its sacred dogma he does solemnly defend.

Woe to him who would dare to suggest

That creation fits the facts the best.

Banish him from the academic sphere,

Scorn him, belittle and fill him with fear.

Even though Darwin’s theory has failed the test,

The “learned” ones won’t heed the creationist “pests”.

Desperate to explain how things began,

They’ll teach anything but the truth, – God’s plan!